RSM McGladrey is holding an essay contest to win a date with Natalie Gulbis.
Essay contest? Apparently, they've been reading my blog posts on the resurgence of kickball, and have realized that everyone wishes they were still in fourth grade.
It has to be under-200 words. Lucky for Natalie, I am as succinct as I am suave.
Top-3 reasons Natalie and I are perfect for each other:
- My dream job...pro caddy (though I'd give it all up in heartbeat to be Natalie's human golf tee)
- I've put myself on a thirty year plan to join the Champion Tour - plan to shave a stroke, and add a yard of driving distance per year.
- I'll take a Wii golf babe over Wii fit babes any day of the week
Go check it out, and maybe you'll have a shot at one of the runner-up prizes like the SkyCaddie measuring device.