Toss the Burner: July 11, 2008

"I'm an otter...I do cute little otter things with my tail. You're free to go."

• EBAY ITEM OF THE DAY: DAVE ROZEMA KARATE KICK (The World of Issaac)
• Naked Body Painting Phenomenon Hits NHL, Flyers (Busted Coverage)
• Derrick Rose: Already On His Way to Bust City (Rumors and Rants)
• TOP 10 NAME CANDIDATES FOR THE NEW OKLAHOMA CITY NBA TEAM (Epic Carnival)
• Minor League Manager, Kash Beauchamp, Goes Crazy Video (NESW Sports)
• At Least the Reception, Um, Has Lots of Food When You Get Married at Waffle House (Brahsome)
• Face Plant Friday: Scalabrine Edition (Don Chavez)
  

...ah yes, the soothing sound of the ice in my third caffeinated drink of the day being stirred.