Friday, March 14, 2008

Toss the Burner: March 14, 2008


(She doesn't look that pissed)

What have we learned this week folks? I for one reaffirmed my belief that what happens in or to people from, living or around Albany should stay in Albany. Nothing good happens when you associate yourself with Albany.

People aren't exactly ignoring this notion, but nobody has come right out and said it. This very incident may have just won Obama the nomination. At the very least it provides his campaign with a new, unforeseeable angle to attack Hillary.

Say that Silda Spitzer decides to stick by Eliot, and those with the wherewithal continue to berate her for doing so. People are already all over her for standing by his side during his resignation, and the whole time she was giving him a look that said: I'm going to go home and break everything that you own. Or say she decides to dump his ass...say she decides to divorce him on the night before the Pennsylvania primary...remember when Hillary handled her business this way? Of course, you don't. Why would you.

In my opinion, someone who buys ink by the barrel, draws a parallel here. I'd admit that I'm reaching a little bit here...except didn't Mrs. Spitzer call Mrs. Clinton about advice on being a good first lady a while back?

Obama on Spitzer:

"Obviously, it’s a tragedy. It’s heartbreaking for the family, but I suspect that it would not have been possible to function as governor, that what he said is right, that he needs to spend time healing himself and his family." Asked in a follow-up question whether Spitzer should be prosecuted, he replied: "You know, I won't offer an opinion on that." (via MSNBC.com)

When asked what this meant for his campaign in the short term, Obama replied:

"Who get drunk at night till the early morn'? Tap dances at the party like it's goin on..." (via Ol' Dirty Bastard)

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Thoughts on The Wire Series Finale


SHEEEEITTTTTT...It's over. What a bummer, but what a season/series finale. A little ways into the finale, as things seemed to resolving themselves a tad too quickly, we found ourselves saying everybody wins (it didn't even appear that Herc was going to botch everything up like he usually does). After digesting the show as a whole I came up with three discernable losers:


1.) Cheese Wagstaff (Method Man)

If Slim Charles wasn't the Miles Davis of this whole operation we could have clearly seen this coming. Slim has always been an elite soldier under top players (Avon Barksdale, Prop Joe), and little has ever affected him.

In Season Four when he breaks the news to Bodie that one of his top lieutenants (Little Kevin) was taken out by Marlo's crew - the news that would be Bodie's mental undoing - Slim stays as cool, calm and collected as can be. And the scene of him rolling up his window with a glazed look in his eyes is a perfect characterization of how detached the game can make you from reality.

So when Marlo conveniently annoints Cheese after his kin Prop Joe is disposed of, Slim's discontent shows us that he has been shaken for once.

Frankly, I think Cheese is really just the victim of when keeping it real goes wrong. I more or less agree with his whole loyalty is nothing diatribe before he gets it. In hindsight, Prop Joe should have been the one to ignore their family ties, and put him out to pasture a while ago. However, this was more about Slim Charles' ascent to realizing his potential in the game than Cheese's decline.


2.) Dukie

The scene from the penultimate ep with Dukie walking back into the alley to go live with the Arabers is one of the most tear-jerking of the entire series. I thought David Simon did a brilliant job of working parallel paths with the vagrant/addict story lines. You saw characters like Bubbles and Waylon proving that it is possible to dig out of drug abuse and homelessness if a small glimmer of hope exists. And Yet, at the same time, someone like Dukie can fall into the addiction trap at a point where there is no conceivable way they'll ever get out. He mortgages his one chance for future rescue for a $200 donation from Prezbo, who makes it clear that he never wants to see Dukie again after this. In my opinion, the Dukie tragedy is Simon's way of reaffirming the volatility of the drug trade through the hopelessness of the people who fall into addiction.


3.) McNulty

Stop saying he is going to be OK. They romanticize McNulty's demise in the final episode so beautifully, that I almost can believe his new lifestyle will suit him. An unlikely culprit, Rawls even delivers the line of episode if not the season (You're not killing them yourself, assure me of that?) as McNulty and Lester's scheme becomes unraveled. And the faux wake in the bar...let's just say this: I don't know if I'm inventing the concept of the video will right here, but as soon as I can get my hands on a clip of that scene, I'm going to get the ball rolling on one. I've already had a few hard commits from friends who said they'll definitely attend if they outlive me. It's been a morbid couple of days.

In the final episode, a few people make sacrifices for other characters (e.g. Daniels for Ronnie). Several others cook up schemes of compromise to save each others ass (Ronnie, Levy). McNulty falls on his sword, and accomplishes almost nothing.

Much of this opinion has to do with what I believe is next for Marlo Stanfield. His vision of his role in the game is made clear to us very quickly. He was meant to wear the crown, regardless of where that leads him. And Marlo's self awareness is enough to make me believe that a threat of further legal action is not going to keep him from continuing to be who he believes he was destined to be.

McNulty's inability to put away Marlo proves his investigation, and the subterfuge that ends his career, is a tragic failure. Probably better than anybody else, he knows that putting a few of Marlo's top guys in (Monk, Cheese) is going to affect the game very little. Ultimately, all we've done is take Baltimore's top detective out of play; all Baltimore has left is the Bunk.

I was almost buying the classic storyline concept of a character making a transition to create viable closure. When McNulty appears to show that he is OK with Kima ratting him out to Daniels and the department, I almost believe that he has converted. That he now feels that it is not the job that defines him, but the people in his life that he cares about (Kima, Bede, Lester). In reality, what made McNulty a good dectective is his obsession with the work, just like Marlo being a full blown sociopath made him a good drug dealer. One of the things The Wire harps on is how difficult it is to shake your flaws. Drinking and womanizing are not McNulty's real flaws, they are merely extensions of his inability to do anything but obsess over his job. And I think his thwarting from what he defines himself as is, in this particular case, unrecoverable. Welcome to exile, Jimmy.


Obviously, the montage of where do we go from here for each character had me thinking about what could conceivably happen next. Simon goes to great lengths to establish a new beginning (or at least a next step) for almost every major character in the show. Parts of this border on too romantic - Michael as the new Omar and the new Robin Hood of the West Side. Parts are full-on despicable - Templeton winning the Pulitzer. Conspicuously absent from the final rundown is Marlo. His final scene where he takes on two corner boys and is elated (if not, rejuvenated) by the site of his own blood from a wound on his arm is as open ended as conclusions come. This is Simon's Sopranos fade to black moment.

I've said my piece about Marlo inevitably getting back in the game, and I realize the logistics of this happening leave something to be desired. All his muscle is either locked up or dead. Plus, he's sold off the connect to Slim Charles and Fat Face Rick for $10 million. Not to mention, Michael is kind of on a shoot first ask questions later kick, and if Marlo were to reenter the drug racket he'd come to find out very quickly that he was on his short list.

Marlo has every reason in the World to just come along for the ride with Levy and his white collar brand business dealings; inevitably, he'll find a healthy amount of corruption to keep himself up. But keep in mind that being out of jail means that Marlo is thrust back into a despicable society that thrives because little is ever done to affect the flaws of its inhabitants. Do you really think that Marlo is the exception? Thus, for me, it's not where does he go from here? it's how does he get back to where he came from? I'ma think on it; I figure I've got five years until they bring this show back for the good of mankind (at least I keep telling myself that).

In conclusion, I urge everyone to buy the seasons on DVD and start rewatching the entire series immediately. If you're as simple minded as me, you'll without question have many moments where details that you initially perceived as minuscule reveal their true importance and a subtle awesomeness that you might have missed the first time around. For instance, the scene from Season Four after Michael turns down $200 for school clothes from Monk and Marlo goes up to him and asked if he's too good for his money. After everything we've seen transpire since then, the look that Michael gives Marlo is captivating.

Additionally, I've pumped The Wire to people more than any show I was ever into. A lot of times someone will say that they can't feasibly get into another show (I already follow 18 shows and am am trying to get caught up on Lost; my DVR is ruining my life). Easy solution: drop something; Dirt is not that good, Lipstick Jungle, not good at all, Rome - eww, gross. Two months from now, when you're contemplating a career in drug-dealer robbery or money laundering you can thank me.

A couple good Wire links:

Alan Sepinwall's Review of the Finale
Baltimore Sun tells us how to find the bars from the show (I could take tomorrow off from work)
NPR Interview w/Michael K. Williams (Omar)....apparently, he discovered Snoop and got her cast on show
The NYT Review
milk was a bad choice Finale Recap

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Toss the Burner: Tuesday, March 11

Still gotta do my Wire post...didn't happen yesterday (I guess that's what you get when you follow up an epic series finale with a few hours of subsequent Bud-Proper drinking and a week's DVR worth of Jeopardy re-runs).

Watching multiple Jeopardies on DVR has shown me just how inefficient my day-to-day truly is. When you eliminate the commercials and the spirit-crippling Trebeck interviews with the contestants you can knock those babies out real quick.

Found this blog by way of Jodie's Gossip on Sports, and it moved me to goof off with Nike ID a little. I'll tell you what, you can come up with some real Mickey Mouse sneaker designs on that site...


Determined to give my one-day late reaction of The Wire today. Wanted to first finish reading Alan Sepinwall's take on the final episode (it's bulky), and I also hear that this interview with Michael K. Williams (Omar) is not to be missed.

Inspired Thoughts:
"Every time you go in there, you know that coming out it's going to be OK," my dear friend Young Braj, commenting on the presence of a bidet in the bathroom at my new office.

/thinking about starting the company - Home Office Bidets Inc.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Irish Eyze

This sort of mocks my whole existence, but I'm as thick skinned as the next...

Go hear and get nice and Irish (via Pop Candy)

Come to think of it, Irish Eyze would be a solid M.C. moniker for me





Happy St. Patrick's Month!

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Toss the Burner: Monday, March 10

I need to post a retraction from previous post where I alluded that the season for the mighty Fordham Rams would end without an A-10 tourney appearance. Apparently, they've weaseled their way in as the final seed (#12). Fordham takes on St. Joe's on Thursday, March 13th at 2:30 p.m. EST from Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City.

Moved into the new office in Soho. Got the top floor with roof access. Thinking about investing in a golf net and a redneck hot tub

The Wire series finale was bonkers. Nice chunky post coming later. Here's the New York Times take on the finale.

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Friday, March 7, 2008

I Want To Be A Super Delegate

Before I digress, let me urge you to read this week's Rolling Stone cover story on Barack Obama. Whether you like him or not, it gives great insight into how he is running his campaign.

"In the process, the Obama campaign has shattered the top-down, command-and-control, broadcast-TV model that has dominated American politics since the early 1960s. "They have taken the bottom-up campaign and absolutely perfected it," says Joe Trippi, who masterminded [Howard] Dean's Internet campaign in 2004. "It's light-years ahead of where we were four years ago. They'll have 100,000 people in a state who have signed up on their Web site and put in their zip code. Now, paid organizers can get in touch with people at the precinct level and help them build the organization bottom up. That's never happened before. It never was possible before." (via Rolling Stone: The Machinery of Hope)

If you're a geeked-out internet guy like me, you're bound to think this is pretty cool. As it turns out, this formula for keying in at the precinct level has Obama gobbling up delegates from state to state regardless of how he fairs in the popular vote. A lot of this has to do with the Obama team brilliantly taking advantage of the caucus voting structure that most states employ in the primaries. This week, even after losing big money states - Ohio & Texas - he maintained about the same delegate lead he had going into those contests.

Right now, Obama leads Clinton in total delegates 1,524 to 1,432. And Hillary leads 238 to 199 in Superdelegates. With a limited amount of delegates left up for grabs it is going to be difficult, if not virtually impossible, for either candidates to accumulate the 2,024 delegates necessary to win the nomination outright prior to the Democratic National Convention in August. So unless something changes, it will most likely come down to the Superdelegate count.

Superdelegate you say? I want in.

Unless it's
too much work. I went with Yahoo! Answers to get to the bottom of this:

How do I become a superdelegate? I want in on this, unless it's more work than it seems. (via Yahoo! Answers)

19 answers in less than an hour, baby! That dwarfs when I posted What doesn't go well with bacon?; 14 answers in less than a hour.

Of course, a few doofuses posted garbage like this against their better judgment:





You all have way too much free time on your hands.

On the other side of the spectrum, we have these people:


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down chief. That was kind of a perfect storm of exhausting tactics and condescension. I'd give you more credit for exposing my laziness, but I'm pretty sure I did that to myself years ago.

These links look sort of official. Let's not go down that road. My friend, this is Yahoo! Answers, any source material that merits being referred to as source material, check it at the door. Might I direct your attention to this example.




Alas. However, I did vet out one gem here:

Pretty sure I'm on some list now, and you might start to see this screen when you come to this blog (which I only know exists after being directed to this blog yesterday; I was provoked to go here, let me make that abundantly clear)


...so basically, I've learned very little from this exercise. But listen folks, I can spell wikipedia, I should be fine. And the concept of your tax dollars paying for some political taskforce member to come knock on my door and witness first hand the stain I'm leaving on society...let's just say it's better this way.

(Not actually my place, nice digs however - that coffee table, what's that? Oak?)

Read the story in R.S. Hopefully, you'll enjoy it as much as I did, and be moved to do some much more worthwhile.

...I know what's your thinking, ask and ye shall receive, mon frauer:

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Toss the Burner: Thursday, March 6

Got into one of those debates that men love to get into with women...whose on your list?

This conversation allows everyone to suspend restraint and toe the line (here it is...and you just crossed it). Frrrreak Nasty, indeed.

My overall numero uno has been and will remain...


I realize Eva is a little pase (which is French for not as readily available on certain internet destinations as she used to be) of a pick these days. Let me assure you, it is with good reason...

See this French Mother F*cker right here. Him and I have the same Birthday, exactly one year apart.

Look at what he's got, now look at me....

It's a sad state of affairs. Since this is a family site, let me say this: Life is not fair kids. Not fair.

Images via Google Images: Tony Parker doofus face

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Toss the Burner: Wedneday, March 5

Took my friends to the cleaners last night in poker, and picked up some fresh williams.

Some barkeep with a steady handle on the John Jameson doesn't yet know how lucky they are...

Google Images: How To Spot a Rich Guy

Old school Fogle here was definitely in the Eat It video.

Reading the Obama article in Rolling Stone, and pondering how to become a Super Delegate...

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Top Bball Recruit Commits to...Fordham?!



Six-foot nothing, Senior point guard from top Jersey High School team St Anthony's Jiovanny Fontan has committed to play at Fordham University in the Bronx, NY next year in the upstart Atlantic-10 Conference. Currently, he's ranked #138 on ESPN's Top-150 list. Check out this lengthy highlight reel: (skip to about 2 minutes in if you do nothing else)

Unconventional to its history, the Atlantic-10 received some love on the whole as a Conference this season; top team Xavier (#8 in the AP poll) is slated as a #2 seed on Joe Lunardi's holy grail of bracket predictions on ESPN Bracketology. In fact, currently nine kids in the top-150 are committed to A-10 schools.

With two games left in the season, Fordham sits at 11-15 (5-9 in conference) with no chance of even making the A-10 Conference tournament, which takes place next week in Atlantic City, NJ. The Rams are going to finish with their worst record since Head Coach Dereck Whittenburg's first year when the team went 6-22. They started four seniors this year.

The on-court experience of its players that Fordham had accrued going into this year was polarized by a lack of leadership on the floor. A buddy of mine mentioned to me the other day the fact that they guys Fordham normally gets come from top-notch High School programs, but they're often the second or third best guy on that squad. What that translates into is a program full of players who've never had to be the man.

Now I'm not about to argue that Fontan is without question this missing cog. He does play point guard and looks like pre-bigot (I like to think so), early-1990s Tim Hardaway in his Golden State days, so that's a start. He's also on a team that is undefeated, ranked #1 in the country and hasn't won a game by less than 20 points this year.

So, he brings the ball up court and he has options it would appear.

However, that six-plus minute reel showed a kid who can create his own shot, and is not afraid to dribble drive at six feet tall. I realize the veneer of Hardaway has a lot to do with who he is going up against. However, I'll go ahead and assume he's developed some swagger over the course of his High School career and believes that he can do that against anybody.

Throughout the years, Fordham has struggled to attract the kids from the Metro-New York area that they logically should be going after. My Freshman year in 2002 I think we had half a dozen kids from overseas. This year's top Bronxite - Kemba Walker, Rice High School - is bound for the farmlands of Storrs, CT to play for Jim Calhoun's UCONN Huskies next season

Fontan is coming to the Bronx from a team that might go down as one of the greatest in high school history; they're filming a documentary about this year's St. Anthony's team. His high school teammates will be attending such high profile programs Marquette, Rutgers and Pittsburgh. In fact, Fontan is one of over 100 players that St. Anthony's has sent to division-1 ball under Coach Bob Hurley.

Undoubtedly, for the first time next year he will be part of a basketball team that loses a game next season at Fordham. In actuality, the only evidence I could find of a St. Anthony's loss was from a NYT article dated 1992. But he's coming to a wide-open program that four years ago started a rebuilding process with this year's class of seniors and failed. And that first go around didn't work out largely because they lacked a player with Fontan's skill set. He should, even as a Freshman, see some steady burn.

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Toss the Burner: Monday, March 3


Those in the know I'm sure realized where the inspiration for my Toss the Burner posts originated from almost instantly.

Next Sunday brings us to the end of a yet another TV era when The Wire series finale airs.

I love this show so much. It's the greatest show on concrete - underdeveloped, crack vile laden, animalistic concrete. It even moved me to read an NYT article about some Bush administration gobbledeegook this morning.

My prediction for the finale, the bad guys are going to win. Though who that means exactly depends on your perspective.

I'm not even going to throw out any sort of substantial prediction. One of the things I like about this show is that I'm always wrong. No scheme I ever cooked up for The Wire ever happened, ever.

The curveballs never cease to end with this show. For instance, HBO has been putting each episode On Demand a week early throughout the season. Yet, apparently they're putting the kabbash on that for the Series Finale.

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