David Ortiz was placed on the 15-day DL today. When asked about filling in for Ortiz at DH, the genius of shill himself, Manny Ramirez told the Boston Herald:
"I love DH...I'm pretty sure they're not going to miss my Gold Glove out there [in left]. We're fine. We're going to be fine." (via ESPN.com)
Even MannyRamirez.com only argues that he may not be a gold glove outfielder.