What is this failure saying?

My hatred for Tony Parker, is well documented.

Thanks to Odenized for posting this clip from last night's TNT broadcast of the Spurs & Suns.

Chew - Meigh - Monk?

What?

I love how Inspector Chuck immediately got on Cybelle the French Camera Femme's case

(Why would he miss her, if he's gonna see her later? You tryin' to pull somethin' over on Sherlock Chuck, miss?)

...and then he decided to call Kenny and Ernie dumbasses. Because Sir Charles is all about high comedy.

Then, he calls the Cybelle crazy in Spanish. Ernie furrows his papers, wishes he could get the last few minutes of his life back.

San Antone went up 2-0 on Phoenix. My prediction for the rest of the series : much more Barkley nonsense.

Toss the Burner: Monday, March 24

Man, it's been a rough go for me of late.

First, my bracket goddess - Antea Supervista - left me over the weekend for this guy:


WE'VE GOT ALL EIGHT ELITE EIGHT TEAMS LEFT BABY!

I'm a mess without her.

Then, these tattered pictures of my girl Eva popped up on The Daily Mail (via With Leather)


However, things are looking up. Baseball season herself is less than 14 hours away. And I intend to be at the bar at 6 a.m. to kick it off.


Red Sox vs. Oakland, Tuesday Morning, 6:00 a.m. EST, ESPN2

Toss the Burner: Thursday, March 6

Got into one of those debates that men love to get into with women...whose on your list?

This conversation allows everyone to suspend restraint and toe the line (here it is...and you just crossed it). Frrrreak Nasty, indeed.

My overall numero uno has been and will remain...


I realize Eva is a little pase (which is French for not as readily available on certain internet destinations as she used to be) of a pick these days. Let me assure you, it is with good reason...

See this French Mother F*cker right here. Him and I have the same Birthday, exactly one year apart.

Look at what he's got, now look at me....

It's a sad state of affairs. Since this is a family site, let me say this: Life is not fair kids. Not fair.

Images via Google Images: Tony Parker doofus face