It's like 80 degrees outside, let's get out there and see some skirts!
Nope, gotta work. Guffaw.
I can't wait to run for Pope of this dump on the four-day work week platform.
You ask me to debate foreign policy, and I'll ask you to use foreign policy in a sentence. Universal health care, sounds tough. Nope, all we need is the four day work week...or at least maybe siestas.
President Curly, sounds pretty dastardly doesn't it?
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So, Midge Tejada is actually a mischievous two years older than he's been claiming. The first sentence from the mlb.com report is priceless:
PHILADELPHIA -- Miguel Tejada just aged two years.
...and so is the spin by Astros general manager Ed Wade:
"In the course of media interviews, it was brought to our attention that the date we carry for Tejada, the year of birth, is incorrect," Wade said. "His green card, his driver's license, everything that he uses personally shows '74 as his date of birth. In the media guide, that type of information shows '76. We told Miguel we were going to go ahead and make the appropriate changes and all the information was put forward. But the fact of the matter is he's playing like he was 25."
So, this whole charade, it was merely a typo in the media guide? Or was it more of a typo in the media guide propagated by a decade long lie?
All this really means is that Tejada will stop striking fear into me every time he comes to the plate probably in 2014 instead of 2016.
PHILADELPHIA -- Miguel Tejada just aged two years.
...and so is the spin by Astros general manager Ed Wade:
"In the course of media interviews, it was brought to our attention that the date we carry for Tejada, the year of birth, is incorrect," Wade said. "His green card, his driver's license, everything that he uses personally shows '74 as his date of birth. In the media guide, that type of information shows '76. We told Miguel we were going to go ahead and make the appropriate changes and all the information was put forward. But the fact of the matter is he's playing like he was 25."
So, this whole charade, it was merely a typo in the media guide? Or was it more of a typo in the media guide propagated by a decade long lie?
All this really means is that Tejada will stop striking fear into me every time he comes to the plate probably in 2014 instead of 2016.
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