Toss the Burner: Wedneday, March 5

Took my friends to the cleaners last night in poker, and picked up some fresh williams.

Some barkeep with a steady handle on the John Jameson doesn't yet know how lucky they are...

Google Images: How To Spot a Rich Guy

Old school Fogle here was definitely in the Eat It video.

Reading the Obama article in Rolling Stone, and pondering how to become a Super Delegate...

A new visionary...

Let me introduce you to one Olof Carmody...a singular force to be reckoned with on Urban Dictionary.

Click above to see his full body of work...even though I'm posting every little bit of it (in order of society's predicted embracement):















Silentology folks...Silentology.

Sources close to Olof say his likeness may resemble any of the below...







...via Google Images: Creepy Norwegian