Toss the Burner: Dark Knight Day '08

Tickets in hand for a 12:03 show. If you didn't get yours, well, what can I say? Other than, you're a failure.

Break Dancing Bees Get Served (The Bachelor Guy)
Punk Rock Scott (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Yooooooouuuur 2008 Superhero All-Star Team (Brahsome)
Tour De Farce (The World of Isaac)
Boxer Undergoes Brain Surgery After ESPN Fight (SportsByBrooks)
The Best: Sportscaster (The Big Picture)
Cardboard Tube Fighting Invades DC (Deuce of Davenport)

And if you somehow scammed tickets for the IMAX. Get bent, I hate you.

(Double-LL, Double-AA)

Toss the Burner: July 16, 2008

Trying to get through the day with just one caffeinated drink...Can he do it?!

I'll take all bets, you doubters!

• The Internets are Alive: Camby Traded to the Clippers (Balls Don’t Lie)
• Charles Barkley will not win the British Open (Cuzoogle)
• Yogi Berra Is Not Impressed By Sarah Jessica Parker (Awful Announcing)
• Papelbon Says His Pregnant Wife Had Her 'Life Threatened' at Red Carpet Parade (Fanhouse)
• When You Can’t Gamble for Real… (Bugs & Cranks)
• Dr. Z Remembers (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

That one drink was a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts, which I have a crippling addiction for. They charge you the $3.25 for that here in New York (highway robbery). Yet, I can't say no.

Toss the Burner: July 15, 2008

The Track "Shackler's Revenge" from GNR's heavily anticipated Chinese Democracy will makes its world premiere on Rock Band 2 (via Pop Candy)

• Some of the best non-sports I played during college (Uncoached)
• The 2008 All-Bum Team (Rumors and Rants)
• Water Skiing Squirrel (NESW Sports)
• We're the reason A-rod wasn't in the home run derby (Bugs & Cranks)
• I'm a stalker at All-Star BP, part 1 (The Sporting Blog)

Just so we're abundantly clear... It's Shackler's Revenge, not Sheckler.